Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Digs attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest eager attraction at Disneyland
August 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero mice (according to Robert Sherman, 1978)
Skulk through Columbia's digs, roll around in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't even consider vacuuming this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent Walt Disney photo garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or knee, cardiac, or chin issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no movies used in this attraction.
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