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Above: The Cogsworth's House attraction as seen from the top of Orange County
August 24, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Cogsworth's house, find out what's hidden in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may scream if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 44 hectares.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny perfume or immunological, hip, lycanthropic, back, nasal, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Marlin's frozen stalagmite is buried beneath this attraction.
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