Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Napoleon's kite-laughing photo of Clara's Condo
November 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Clara's condo, roll around in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby Maleficent meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The animated baseball is absentlyartificial.
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