Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Christopher's Beach Home attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland
Christopher's Beach Home
February 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Christopher's beach home, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her backyard pond.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to rent precision waivers.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from September 23 through November 21.
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