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The Christopher's Beach Home attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Christopher's Beach Home attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland

Christopher's Beach Home

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1970
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Slink through Christopher's beach home, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her backyard pond.

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