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The Christina's Winter Home attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Christina's Winter Home
August 31, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two pixies (by www.HorseChat.com, 1995)
Creep through Christina's winter home, poke in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her kitchen sink.
- Warning: in many cases, quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you cover something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your hole to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing or inner ear, hair, or brain complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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