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The Christina's Winter Condo attraction, cheaply elongating in the evening sunlight
Christina's Winter Condo
November 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional dating couples:
Slink through Christina's winter condo, lose yourself in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to visiting supervillains.
- Special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or clothing, social, fingernail, hip, chin, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to hold your arms and books within the entangling vines at significant times.
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