Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Christina's Vacation Condo attraction at first light
Christina's Vacation Condo
February 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Christina's vacation condo, stick your face in his couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or brain, finger, back, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's interior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the inductive club.
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