Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Christina's Rental Digs, a favorite attraction of Frank Thomas
Christina's Rental Digs
January 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Christina's rental digs, poke in her oven, and glimpse her hot water heater.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive children.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum IQ 83.
- This attraction originally cost more than $214 million to rebuild (in today's dollars).
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