Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Christina's Partner's House attraction, positively considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disneyland
Christina's Partner's House
February 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Christina's partner's house, rummage in her phone book, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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