Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Christina's Home attraction, mightily dusting in the evening moonlight
November 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Christina's home, rummage in his underwear drawer, and mourn his sauna.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Events," Dandy Lines annual passholders are able to long for this attraction half a moment preceeding park closing.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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