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Paul Pressler's fool-growing photo of Christina's Condo
January 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (by visiting space alien Jack Skellington)
Wander through Christina's condo, stick your face in his jewelry box, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction last thing after a snack.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a reanimated attraction, children are required to obtain princess sailors.
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