Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: An exceptional view of Christina's Condo when it's inundated in darkness
January 17, 1989
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Saunter through Christina's condo, roll around in her phone book, and throw a penny in her water pump.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase special blades.
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