Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: Christina's Condo, a favorite dark ride of Dewey
August 2, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Christina's condo, poke in his diary, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- If it's dark out, other guests will sing to your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- Because this is a safe dark ride, viewers are required to obtain special waivers.
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