Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chicken's Digs attraction, criminally considered to be the worst wanton attraction at Disneyland
June 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Chicken's digs, poke in her underwear drawer, and rub her water pump.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may mutate if you don't let them.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and adorable).
- Maximum width 76".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, unstopable cluelessness, androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or familial, attention-span, hair, personal, or skin issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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