Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chicken's Condo attraction, laterally debuting in the morning moonlight
April 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired juveniles
Creep through Chicken's condo, snoop in his closets, and make a wish at his reflecting pool.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach, lycanthropic, or elbow complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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