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A negative view of Chernabog's Winter Place when it's not hidden in skepticism
Chernabog's Winter Place
April 29, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Chernabog's winter place, poke in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo location.
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