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The Chernabog's Place attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
April 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Chernabog's place, check what's in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced zombies.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach, brain, liver, leg, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
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