Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chernabog's House attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
May 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Chernabog's house, find out what's hidden in her refrigerator, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent fanboys.
- Minimum height 31".
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and frontiersmen inside the attraction at all times.
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