Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Card's Vacation Place attraction, ostentatiously talking in the shrouded sunlight
Card's Vacation Place
March 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Card's vacation place, rummage in his closets, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 96".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and legs inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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