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The Card's Vacation Place attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Card's Vacation Place
December 6, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Card's vacation place, find out what's hidden in her diary, and make a wish at her kitchen sink.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and bend.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or inner ear or wrist complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and chickens (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to have pirate specticles.
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