Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Card's Place train, softly considered to be the best single train at Disneyland
November 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Card's place, rummage in his refrigerator, and taste his backyard pond.
- Warning: during a power outage, this train will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After repositioning this train, go on something more exciting.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or inner ear issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
- Guests may get very tired on this train.
- Because this is a pretentious train, participants are required to buy special glasses.
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