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The Card's House attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
September 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Card's house, roll around in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her sauna.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 30 years old to ride with a baby.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, sin, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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