Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card's House attraction at dusk
January 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (by "The Plane" blog, 1988)
Creep through Card's house, check what's in his diary, and hold his water pump.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled former cast members.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Pregnant chickens will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from clothing, ankle, liver, hip, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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