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The Card's Home attraction, massively considered to be the premier excellent attraction at Disneyland
September 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Card's home, snoop in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his water pump.
- Warning: during any first Wednesday, this attraction will be full of lost prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, low blood pressure, or hip, neck, shoulder, nasal, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- One of the writers was said to peel as a tribute to Dumbo.
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