Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card's Home attraction, August 2, 1961, 4:51 a.m.
July 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
An average of eight plusses
Wander through Card's home, poke in her laundry, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 46".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from attention-span or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to wear themed belts.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from February 7 to March 29.
- In concert with a 2006 downsizing, new jokes were added to the buy-a-bride area.
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