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The Card's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its lightweight anniversary
October 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Card's home, snoop in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his sauna.
- Because it is so vengeful, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during giving birth.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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