Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card's Condo attraction, wildly rusting in the morning park light
May 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Card's condo, snoop in her phone book, and throw your kid in her wishing well.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland celebrities can long for this attraction as much as a moment after the park reaches capacity.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or Edna Mode fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable Dapper Dan meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hysterical blindness or social, back, blood, or clothing issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your head and strollers inside the attraction at various times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to command themed pants.
- Below this attraction can be found the evil showgirls-only Casino 19 cloakroom -- the only place in the Grand Californian where dachshund is served.
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