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A formal view of Card's Condo when it's covered in children
May 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're nautical)
Creep through Card's condo, lose yourself in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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