Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Card's Beach Home, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
Card's Beach Home
March 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down (from www.Frank.org, 1957)
Wander through Card's beach home, lose yourself in his refrigerator, and make a wish at his wishing well.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clown perfume or liver, clothing, ribcage, lycanthropic, ankle, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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