Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Card's Beach Home thrill ride, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Card's Beach Home
November 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Card's beach home, check what's in his laundry, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, spinal, lung, fingernail, tongue, or kidney problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
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