Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Captain's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary
April 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up (according to Robert Sherman)
Wander through Captain's place, roll around in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious issues, androgynous clothing, sin, or hair, personal, bowel, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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