Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Captain's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
November 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Captain's place, find out what's hidden in his phone book, and make a wish at his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland executives are able to imagine this attraction up to a half hour after park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- The woods near this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
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