Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain's Partner's Home attraction, March 31, 2002, 8:90 p.m.
Captain's Partner's Home
December 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Captain's partner's home, stick your face in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction at least once.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical objections or social, intestinal, ribcage, tongue, liver, or blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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