Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain's House attraction, June 9, 1960, 9:32 a.m.
June 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Captain's house, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a school group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- It is rumored that Cubby O'Brien's frozen paper is hidden beneath this attraction.
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