Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Captain's Home attraction as seen from the top of Italy
April 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Captain's home, see what's in her couch cusions, and make a wish at her backyard pond.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from goth clothing, blinding makeup, or familial, brain, back, bowel, fingernail, or lung problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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