Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Captain's Digs attraction, eventually confusing in the afternoon candlelight
January 31, 1965
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Slink through Captain's digs, roll around in his makeup case, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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