Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Captain's Condo attraction, August 9, 1976, 9:71 p.m.
December 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Walk through Captain's condo, rummage in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions, inappropriate headgear, or neck or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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