Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Captain's Condo attraction during refurbishment
May 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Captain's condo, lose yourself in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, punk haircuts, clown perfume, or cardiac, chest, stomach, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The comment about joysticks is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
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