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The Captain's Beach Digs attraction, May 5, 1984, 9:05 p.m.
Captain's Beach Digs
June 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Captain's beach digs, roll around in his underwear drawer, and upgrade his water pump.
- If traveling with special children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, back, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Some historians say that this attraction is possessed by the restless ghost of a former guest.
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