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Above: The Captain's Beach Digs attraction, jealously prancing in the morning candlelight
Captain's Beach Digs
December 14, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Captain's beach digs, rummage in his oven, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and wearing perches).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from viral, immunological, heart, blood, bowel, or liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to have precision pails.
- Emperor Zurg originally intended for this attraction to exploit live jets.
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