Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Britney's Place, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
February 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Britney's place, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her hot water heater.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, garish makeup, or fingernail or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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