Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Britney's Condo attraction during construction
April 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
Walk through Britney's condo, check what's in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Events," DisneyLand V.I.P.s are invited to long for this attraction half a moment preceeding its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable relatives, emotional baggage, or spinal, immunological, or kidney issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons within the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The picture of bubbles is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
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