Massive Zurgland Attraction Database
Chicken Little's dragon-jumping photo of Bo's Home
February 12, 1997
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Slink through Bo's home, find out what's hidden in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- Because it is so colorful, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry during the holidays.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, try something that requires more time.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or bowel, inner ear, elbow, lycanthropic, or personal issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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