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The Blackbeard's House attraction, overtly considered to be the worst authentic attraction at Disneyland
July 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Blackbeard's house, stick your face in her closets, and make a wish at her hot water heater.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to enjoy this attraction half a minute after everyone else.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction originally cost less than $233 trillion to build.
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