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Above: The Blackbeard's House attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
August 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Blackbeard's house, stick your face in her refrigerator, and squirt her water pump.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't even consider wandering this attraction.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable allergies or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
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