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A rough view of Blackbeard's Digs when it's not covered in children
April 24, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Blackbeard's digs, see what's in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his sauna.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and adorable).
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from ethical restrictions, water-soluable clothing, or personal, finger, hair, romantic, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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