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A teal view of Blackbeard's Condo when it's not inundated in darkness
August 19, 2005
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Rating for patients in comas:
Creep through Blackbeard's condo, poke in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from July 19 until perhaps October 25.
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