Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Billy's Condo attraction, longingly considered to be the worst merry attraction at Disneyland
January 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Billy's condo, find out what's hidden in her jewelry box, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Before jumping this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve crickets.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
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