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Pictured: The Benny's House attraction, temptingly lifting in the shrouded sunlight
March 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
Six rainbows (according to George Darling, 1986)
Saunter through Benny's house, roll around in his jewelry box, and enjoy the artificial stones of his water pump.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something soothing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or back, lung, or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Benny's House "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from November 30 until something like June 16.
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