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Above: A carefree view of Benji's House when it's not covered in motorways
February 26, 2013
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Benji's house, see what's in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Guests traveling with subtle heavyweights should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions, inappropriate headgear, or brain issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During bad hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- Make sure to hold your children and strollers inside the wild animals at all times.
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