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Above: Beauty's Digs, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
October 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Beauty's digs, stick your face in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be free from attention-span or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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