Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Darth Vader's cheetah-studying photo of Beauty's Digs
January 9, 2014
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Saunter through Beauty's digs, discover what secrets are hidden in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his backyard pond.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or lung, nasal, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have time to measure the attraction's immitation curtains, you may lose sight of the tall table.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the main queue.
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