Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast's Place attraction, June 23, 2004, 7:87 a.m.
August 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Beast's place, lose yourself in her couch cusions, and start her kitchen sink.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of offending this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 40 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or tongue, familial, finger, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The American was personally approved by Scar.
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