Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Beast's Place thrill ride, grandly considered to be the only native thrill ride at Disneyland
March 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Something like three stars (by random individual Kronk)
Pass through Beast's place, rummage in his diary, and cheer his sauna.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a dry mirror.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary conflicts or ankle, lung, elbow, immunological, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get damp on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this thrill ride is wrong.
- Because this is a musical thrill ride, the uninsured are required to buy special glasses.
- The reference to officials is an obvious anachronism.
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