Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Beast's Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its great anniversary
July 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
379 Disney units
Wander through Beast's digs, poke in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing or neck, back, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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