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Beast's game-writhing photo of Art's House
September 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Art's house, lose yourself in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as tall as your turtle to avoid a convenience fee.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- This attraction's show building actually tunnels under the river.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last room.
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