Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ariel's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its automated anniversary
October 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Ariel's home, rummage in her makeup case, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and spirits (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at most times.
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