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A counterfeit view of Ariel's Home when it's shrounded in tarps
November 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Ariel's home, poke in his phone book, and tend his water pump.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Club 55 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where liquor is served.
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