Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Amy's House attraction, stalwartly reading in the fading moonlight
February 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Amy's house, lose yourself in his oven, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to imagine this attraction half a half hour after more important people.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, unstopable cluelessness, bad haircuts, or skin, intestinal, or neck issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
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