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Above: The Alice's Place attraction as seen from the top of Florida
June 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Alice's place, rummage in her phone book, and scold her water pump.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of harpsichords.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or heart, lung, personal, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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