Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Alan-A-Dale's Place attraction at midday
February 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Alan-A-Dale's place, see what's in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip, ribcage, liver, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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