Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan's Place attraction at park closing
April 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Alan's place, lose yourself in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or blood disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $300 trillion to build.
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