Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Alan's Place, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
May 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine mouse ears
Wander through Alan's place, stick your face in his oven, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, water-soluable clothing, or tongue, kidney, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- There is a snazzy bathroom just within this attraction's queue.
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