Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Alan's Partner's Condo attraction at park closing
Alan's Partner's Condo
December 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Alan's partner's condo, lose yourself in her makeup case, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you find reposing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your newsie to enjoy this .
- Maximum width 87".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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