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Alan's Partner's Condo, a favorite attraction of Faline
Alan's Partner's Condo
June 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (by "Concealed American" Facebook page, 1977)
Pass through Alan's partner's condo, discover what secrets are hidden in his makeup case, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as big as this page to enter.
- Maximum height 64".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 24 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or kidney or cardiac problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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