Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan's House attraction, wildly considered to be the best slow attraction at Disneyland
April 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Alan's house, stick your face in his laundry, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess interaction place.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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