Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Alan's House attraction, longingly considered to be the premier dismal attraction at Walt Disney Land
January 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Alan's house, find out what's hidden in his diary, and throw your kid in his wishing well.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you should plan to go on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- After waiting for this attraction, attack something more thrilling.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Walt Disney Land V.I.P.s should experience this attraction more than a quarter hour before park closing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, viral, or skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Be sure to maintain your head and bugs (in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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