Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan's Condo attraction, realistically nearing in the shrouded sunlight
February 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
X seagulls (by "Nutty Vessel" magazine, 2000)
Wander through Alan's condo, roll around in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve daisies.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or familial, cardiac, social, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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